Are you an SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Company? (or similar?)
If you are, and you contact us via phone, fax, or e-mail, without our specifically inviting you to do so, please read the following:
This is a published statement of fact, easily found via search engines, and specifically coded to BE found via search engines: REMOVE US FROM YOUR CALL/CONTACT LISTS. If you do not, we will happily sue you. And we will win.
If you are an SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Company, and you contact us by any means despite the above, taking away from our customers valued time, we will pleasantly get your name, and your company info, and your phone number(s), and your CEO's name, and your license information, and your state of business, and your business address. We will have your sales guy drooling with the interest we show, and then we will hang up, and we will sue you. And we will win.
Just as an FYI, most of the phones you folks have been calling that are associated with this business are personal cell phones.
ALL of them are on the Federal "Do Not Call" list geared to telemarketers and unsolicited sales calls.
If you are an SEO (Search Engine Optimization) Company, and you contact us by any means without doing your research, you don't deserve to be in the SEO business. We know when you don't do your research, it's when you tell us we're ranked #111th or some such nonsense, when, if you had actually searched us under a USED, VALID keyword, specific to the business we're in, you'd find us in the top 3, every time.
Bottom line... If you have found this site, and actually DO YOUR RESEARCH, you have found this page. Having found this page, you have found the "published statement of fact" above. If you contact us by any means anyway, we will help you go out of business. Any salesman, owner, or company representative that has been specifically asked NOT to call, and does so anyway, deserves to be dishing up fries in fast food, not running a company or making a normal salary.
- We do our OWN SEO work here.
- We are VERY good at it.
- One of our co-owners does it professionally with great success for many clients.
- We are already #1 or top 5 in every category we need to be in.
- We KNOW the locksmith business, what it needs, what works, what doesn't...YOU do not.
- Most important; Every call we have to take from one of you takes away from our commitment to our customers.
To our valued customers:
If you've wandered into this page by accident, curiosity, or other, we hope it amuses you.
Please be assured that the entire and sole purpose of this page is on your behalf.
Our commitment is to you, our actual, valued customers. Every phone call we have to take from endless streams of high pressure, incompetent SEO companies wastes both YOUR time, and OURS. It keeps us from answering your calls in a timely manner, it ties up our dispatch people, it keeps you on hold, or makes for occasionally unanswered phones.
If you can't reach us some day when you need us, chances are it's yet another SEO company using your phone time. Leave us a message and once we dump them, we will be there to help.
Our commitment is to you, our customers, first and foremost, every day.
San Diego Lock & Safe™ is a Full Service, Mobil Locksmith, who does not require the services of an SEO Company, an SEO Firm, SEO Consultants, SEO Services, Search Engine Optimization Consultants, PPC consultations, marketing exposure, opt-in network results, natural search engine listings assistance, keyword solutions, keyword research, keyword placement, keyword ranking help, guaranteed results, key phrases, key words, empty promises, etc.
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